napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married

._. did that last wednesday with a friend-ish

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so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny

So I choked on my spit

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a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

just watch it

holy jesus christ

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